Life of MAN

God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! Finally God created man ... and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

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Thought Breaker

Life in a typical day of an American

John Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While his
coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the
radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his
car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with
GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his
Computer
(Made In Malaysia),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his
sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered
why he can't find
a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A
PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA

INTERESTING FACTS

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is "Mohammed".

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States..

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History."Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great; " Hearts"
Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the
horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

17. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common? Answer: All invented by women.

18. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21.All polar bears are left-handed.

22.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.

23.Butterflies taste with their feet.

24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27.Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left-hand.

29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.

33.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

34.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

35. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

37.And finally over 90% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.